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Roof related puns.
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What is it that keeps roofing teams together.
A list of puns related to roofing.
As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times.
Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely.
The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year.
They really raised the roof.
What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called.
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The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.
He couldn t stop biting his nails.
Because he had a bad case of shingles.
In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products.
After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house.
Went to a party with a construction team the other week.
There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them.
Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.
They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.
Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into.
Performance is going through the roof.
The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir.
Why did the roofer go to the doctor.
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Sometimes he would simply rename the brand.
With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth.
A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.
A hardtop is a rigid car roof.
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